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Pastafarians Scare Off WBC Protesters 21 Sep 2008

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It’s good to see that my brethren in my hometown of Little Rock are putting the power of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to good use.  They managed to scare off a group of protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church:

What do you do to make a bunch of soulless nutcases abandon their post at the Convention Center? Send in the pirates!

Yep, the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying “God hates shrimp — Leviticus” and “God hates cotton-polyester blends” stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of Central Arkansas Pastafarians, waved swords and growled “Arrghh!” in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud.

With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group — with a child in tow, sadly — picked up their “fag” epithets and went away. Pitiful.

May they forever remain touched by his noodly appendage.  RAmen.

Touched By His Noodly Alkyl Groups 01 Jun 2008

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