Heaven Has Too Many Tribbles 13 Apr 2009Posted by Jessa in Religion.
Tags: christianity, Religion, tribbles
I guess I was about 7 or 8, and I was riding with my best friend to her parents’ house. Her grandmother was driving.
Her grandmother was a Southern Baptist, and she knew I wasn’t. I was Methodist, which, in my area, was about on par with being a godless heathen. She asked me how I was baptized. I told her that I was sprinkled on my head, as was the tradition in my church.
I remember vividly her reply: “Well, then only the top of your head will go to Heaven, since that’s all you had baptized.”
And all I could remember thinking was that there must be a lot of tops of heads crawling around in Heaven, like tribbles on the Enterprise.