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23 May 2009

I Call Poe on ChristWire

Filed under: Religion, atheism — Jessa @ 10:58 am
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Here’s their 404 error message:

Our holy servers are currently experiencing miraculous amounts of high traffic and atheistic evils.

Why do 404 error messages occur?

Image and video hosting by TinyPicThe 404 Error message was created by an unholy menagerie of vile atheists, Democrats, liberals and Godless Soviets in the Year of our Lord 1992. We’re told through electronic pathogens and demonic incantation rituals, they managed to create ways to electronically limit the amount of lost souls and seekers of truth that ‘web servers’ could process in a given minute.

Though their machinations are evil and everlasting, through hope, prayer and clicking refresh you can eventually overcome these wicked limits during times when tens of thousands of people flock to ChristWire per hour to discover the works of True Christians.

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  1. You know your error 404 message was actually not that funny and I found it quite offensive , but Im not going to get angry and Im not going to be rude . Infatct Im gonna do whats right and an old tredition and say ” Blessed Be my sisters and brothers and may the goddess smile down on you , Merry meet merry part and merry meet again” My parents are both atheists as are the rest of my family my mother went to a convent school and got a U in her R.E GCSE , she is a very smart and wonderful women you all would be proud to know and I just wanna say that the POPE is doing that vow of poverty thing wrong if Im right the Bible says something about being able to find god under a rock . Why then , If I may do you get massive cathedrals and churches full of riches and other things to worship him in , BECAUSE THE PEOPLE LIKE THE POPE (who is currently an ex-nazi) LIVING IN THEM !!!! IT IS STEELING FROM THE POOR !! religion is used to manipulate fear and guilt and making people give up their money
    P.S This site is UBER american and I think if you tell children there is a god and go to church with them every sunday and tell them because thats what god wants it might never really occur to them that god might not exist and thats not a good thing because it limits them and once they are adults and they’re telling their children the same they’ll be giving so much of their money to the church and the cathedrals will keep getting built and eventually just become homes for con men who say it’s gods will and tourist attractions.
    RELIGION CAUSES WARS AND IS EPICLY USELESS.

    Comment by HER — 07 Nov 2009 @ 5:10 am | Reply


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